My Life In Words

Patrick Martell
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lonely

chelseachickadee:

#I BROUGHT YOU A THING #HERE #IT’S A THING
kvtsoup:

demonsee:

Heat Vision Burn! HA!

Lmao damn

kvtsoup:

demonsee:

Heat Vision Burn! HA!

Lmao damn

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4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

(Source: secretsbest, via ancientmagrathea)

outscored:

this

outscored:

this

(Source: attractinq, via splattered--mind)

Storm Of Feelings

An Angel’s Song

Thats What Started It

This Instant Spark, This Clash Of Feelings

He Was Starting To Warp, Both From Pressure Within And Pressure Without

But Then He Heard Her Song

It Came To Him As Quickly As A flash Of Lightning

Her Voice Cut Into Him Like A Blade Of Sudden Light In The Darkness

He Knew Then, Not Why Or How But Simply That He Would Follow Her

He Felt Them, His Feelings Surging Through Him Like A River Of Lava In His Vains

The Raw Power Of Them So Overwhelming That He Knew Not What To Do With Them

The Raw Power And Passion Were Like A Helix In His Soul

He Knew Then That As No One Doubts The Size Of A Grain Of Sand He Would Never Doubt His Love For Her

But Then He Was Ambushed By The Truth

She Had Lost Faith Long Ago

She Continued Only To Sing Like A Caged Bird

He Decided Then That He Would Be Her Shining Champion

Always There By Her Side To Seek Out And Smite The Evil In Her Life, Until Only Happiness Remained

But Finally He Was Faced With A Choice, Either Tell Her Of His Feelings And Risk Shameful Rejection Or Continue On In Pained Silence

In The End She Chose To Tell Her Of His Feelings

She Gently Let Him Down, Still He Keeps His Mantle

Always There For Her, To Protect Her, And To her Her Angel Song

sil3ntly-screaming:

rifa:

thisisgabbs:

Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with.

This except I also lash out sometimes. Boop.

This brought me to tears. This is me. Way too much of me. It tears everything apart. I’m sorry.

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So, I know that I only have a few followers, but do you ALL really think that you already know EVERYTHING about me already? why does nobody ever ask me anything?